Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Just a reminder on a few things....

I feel the need to point out a few things....or rant, if you will...so, a bit all over the map, but hey, I'm, nothing if not consistent in that area...here goes:
You are NOT putting gas in my car, so , stop riding my ass trying to get me to go faster than the speed limit...not happening.
You would NOT be the one paying for my speeding ticket or higher insurance rates if that happens, so, again, back the fuck up!
Hang up your phone already! Especially those posers who drive $65,000 cars...Could you NOT afford a head set, or perhaps blue tooth technology??
Wear your hat the way it's supposed to be worn, not half cocked on your head...you look like a tool, and this is why people don't take you seriously.
If someone holds the door for you, say "thank you"...it's called manners...get to know them, become one with them, embrace and love them...
If you are a fat personal trainer, I suggest you start working out, then perhaps you might actually have a client from time to time...Same rule applies if you are trying to sell a gym membership...
When you are done with your workout towel, remove your locker room key from it BEFORE opening your locker...What makes you think the employees want to touch your sweaty towel?
STOP DOING BICEP CURLS IN THE SQUAT CAGE!!!! Let the grown ups do what they need to do, and you can go elsewhere....
Respect the people around you...walk with your head up, not face down, staring at your phone, therefore you may NOT get run into and a dirty look...
Well, these are just a few of the things I have noticed in the past week or two, and thought it essential to spread the message...Sarcastically of course, because really, is there any other way to spread a message?

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